March 2012
When attractive boys wear dress shirts with their...
smileethroughtherain:
whorezandskanks:
Ohmygod, this made me think of basketball season when they have to dress up on game days! And that made me excited for school haha
Here is my Tom DeLonge Appreciation Spam. Enjoy.
you know i watched the 7th one more than i should have..
When your mom wants to take a picture of you.
When you were little:
Now:
Click here if you’re bored!
If mark hoppus was a drug dealer
buyer: how is this going to work
mark: place your hand in mine ill leave marijuana
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Ever in an awkward situation? Follow this guide.
nathanpersuasion:
nathan-persuasion:
omg, i forgot i had this. lol
Acronyms →
LOL
ROFL
LMAO
LMFAO
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are six words...
Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
February 2012
When my mom makes me clean my room..
keepclassy:
